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SIMPLE RULES FOR THOSE WHO WILL BE DRINKING BUT NOT BUYING DURING DECEMBER.
1. Respect the buyer; Greet the buyer before u sit.
2. Don’t be boring, tell more stories but don’t talk more than the buyer.
3. Always help the buyer with carrying beers from the counter.
4. Dance to any music that the buyer likes.
5. Buyer’s jokes are always funny so laugh out loud.
6. When the buyer fights, fight
7. Wait for the buyer to finish his drink before you open another one, no matter how fast you drink. When the buyer stops drinking, stop too
8. Always drink cheaper drinks than what the buyer drinks (No Heineken for you when I’m drinking castle lite)
9. You drink what the buyer wants you to drink
10. When using a cooler box, you are responsible for breaking the ice block –
11. Any beautiful girls around belong to the buyer.
12. Don’t forget to say “thank you boss”.
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